More funnies

Just thought of a few more funnies from recently:

*Zachary's Grana was talking to him about cleanliness. (I think she was trying to talk him to into taking a bath, actually.) She explained to him that God wants us to take care of ourselves and our things. He replied, "Yeah, 'cause if you don't you'll go to hell."

We have always laughed and said that he will someday be a preacher because of all the biblical lessons he tells us. Now we know that he'll be one of those hell-fire-and-damnation-tell-it-like-it-is pastors!

*Trent and his friend were throwing crackers through the fence at a tball game the other night. I repeatedly told T to quit. I finally told him that if he did it again, I was going to pop his leg. He turned to his friend and told her, "If you throw that through the fence again, my mom will have to pop your leg."

You should have seen the look I got from that sweet little girl!

*Brandon and Zachary love to rent old movies to watch. They rented Old Yeller recently. I was watching it with Z and when it got to the part where they have to shoot the sick dog I worried that it would upset him. After a few moments he said, "Mama, if that ever happens to Luke (his beloved dog that he claims as his own regularly).....I will shoot him."

Such a sensitive kid....